ParadiddlePoker
Drill the rudiments. Find your edge.
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Find out which decisions are costing you chips, and why.
Paradiddle Poker is a Texas Hold’em trainer that plays real hands with you, scores every choice and explains the reasoning in plain language. Drummers drill rudiments like the paradiddle until their hands know them without thinking. This is the same practice for Texas Hold’em.
By invitation only
Paradiddle Poker is in an early-release pilot, open to a limited number of players.
Join the waiting listThe table never tells you why
Poker is hard to learn by playing alone, because the game hides its lessons.
- You fold, and never see their cards
- Was it a good fold, or a bluff you gave in to? At a real table you almost never find out.
- You win, and learn the wrong thing
- A bad call that gets lucky feels like a good call. Results reward habits that lose over time.
- The lessons cost money
- Every mistake at a real table is paid for in chips, and nobody stops to explain it.
Paradiddle Poker is a table that answers back: every decision scored, every answer explained, every weak spot turned into practice.
Would you call here?
One real hand from Paradiddle Poker, from the decision to the lesson.
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Top pair, top kicker
You hold A♣︎ K♣︎, and the board gives you a pair of kings with the best possible kicker. It is a hand most players are happy to take to a showdown.
On the river, Esme bets 855, making the pot 2,435. It is your turn.
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The coach steps in
You tap Call. Before a chip moves, the coach shows that it would play this differently, with the two numbers that settle it: you win about 8% of the time, and at this price you need 26%.
The choice stays yours. You can keep your play or take the coach’s pick, and your first choice is the one that is scored.
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The reasons, in plain language
The coach does not just say fold. It tells you what it sees:
Esme bet. A rock almost never bluffs, so the coach assumes a strong hand.
Calling 855 to win 2,435 means you need to win 26% of the time to break even.
Fold. The price is too high for your chances, and disciplined folds are a core part of the TAG edge.
Ask for more detail, and it shows its work:
Esme (rock) called a raise from the button before the flop, checked the flop, bet the turn and bet the river. Before the flop that was roughly the top 11% of starting hands. After that line, about 0.6% of all hands are still likely. On this board that range is about 93% two pair or better and 6% smaller pairs. Your hand beats about 7% of it right now.
By the coach’s estimate, calling instead would give up about 5.9 big blinds on average.
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See the hands behind the numbers
Every share of hands the coach names opens a chart of exactly those hands. This one shows what Esme can still hold after betting the turn and the river, with your hand outlined.
Very few of those hands lose to a pair of kings. Now the fold makes sense, and you will recognize the pattern next time.
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The showdown
Suppose you call anyway. Esme turns over J♦︎ 10♦︎ for a flush and takes the pot.
The app scores the hand on your first choices and prices what they gave up, so the lesson is not lost in the result. You can review the hand one action at a time, or play it again with the same cards and try the fold.
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The habit, with a price on it
One hand is a story. The Report shows the pattern: every leak in your game, the most costly first, priced in big blinds. “Calling bets without the odds” is now on the list.
Train then deals you the situations where you lose the most, as quick questions or full hands, until the right play is automatic.
This hand was dealt and played in Paradiddle Poker during a test session. The cards, Esme’s play and the coach’s words appear exactly as the app produced them, and the Report reflects that whole session.
Other ways to learn, and what they leave out
- Books and videos
- They explain the ideas well. They cannot watch you play, so they never see the mistakes that are yours.
- Solver software
- Powerful, and built for experts. The answers often arrive as charts and frequencies, without the reasons in plain language.
- Playing for real money
- The feedback is slow, mixed up with luck, and you pay for every lesson.
- Paradiddle Poker
- Plays the hands with you, scores every first choice, explains each answer at your level, and turns your weak spots into practice. No real money involved.
Everything you need to practice with purpose
Play, see what your decisions cost, review the hand, then drill the spot until it’s automatic.
- A real table, in every format
- Cash games and tournaments, from heads-up to nine players. Play a single table or a multi-table field of up to 90, at four speeds from Hyper to Deep.
- Opponents you learn to read
- Five playing styles, from rocks to maniacs, who bet, bluff, fold and tilt in character. Hide their styles and work out who’s who from how they play.
- A score that tells the truth
- Your first choice is the one that counts, and every miss is priced in big blinds, so you can see which habits cost you the most. Asking the coach first is always free.
- Review and replay
- Step through any hand one action at a time with the coach’s verdict on each move, or play it again with the same cards and try a different line.
- Training aimed at your leaks
- More than twenty situations to practice as quick questions or full hands at the table, with a session built from the spots where you lose the most.
- A coach at your level
- Choose Beginner, Intermediate or Advanced. The coach’s explanations and the opponents adjust, and you can ask for more or less detail on any pick.
- The hands behind the numbers
- Every share of hands the coach names opens a chart of exactly those hands, with yours outlined, so you can check the reasoning yourself.
- Lessons for new players
- Eight short lessons at the real table take you from hand rankings to your first good habits. No experience needed.
- Four styles to study
- Learn tight-aggressive play, the recommended start, or study loose-aggressive, tight and hyper-aggressive styles. The coach, charts and targets follow your choice.
- Your progress goes with you
- Sign in on your phone, tablet or computer and your hands, stats and saved games are there. Leave a long tournament and pick it up later.
Also inside: starting-hand charts by seat, a what-if calculator, a bankroll guide and a guide to every poker hand.
Good questions, plain answers
A few of the questions we hear most often.
Is Paradiddle Poker real-money poker or gambling?
No. Paradiddle Poker is a training tool for education and entertainment, and there is no real-money play. The chips have no cash value, there are no deposits or withdrawals, and there are no prizes.
I have never played poker. Can I start here?
Yes. Eight short lessons at the real table take you from hand rankings to your first good habits, and no experience is needed. A guide to every poker hand is always a tap away, and at the Beginner level the coach’s explanations are written for new players.
How do I get access to Paradiddle Poker?
Paradiddle Poker is currently by invitation only. To ask for a place, join the waiting list by sending a short email to [email protected]. When a seat opens, we email your invitation and you set a password to sign in.
What devices does Paradiddle Poker work on?
Paradiddle Poker works on phones, tablets and computers, in portrait and landscape, in a current web browser. It was designed for the phone first.
Now seating the early-release pilot
Paradiddle Poker is open to a small group of invited players while we refine the experience together. We’re keeping the group limited on purpose, so every player has our attention and every note gets read.
Seats open a few at a time. Ask to join the waiting list, and we’ll email your invitation when a seat is yours.
- By invitation only
- A limited number of seats
- A training tool, with no real-money play
Join the waiting list
Send us a short email and we’ll add your name. We’ve written it for you, so it only takes a moment.
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- Please add me to the Paradiddle Poker waiting list
If your email app doesn’t open, write to the address above from any email account and we’ll take it from there. We’ll use your details only to contact you about your Paradiddle Poker invitation.